Once Upon a Wine
 

I started high school shortly after "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" was first published... that was 25 years ago... I'm getting old...

It's been a minute, F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Story " The Great Gatsby " is a tale of wealth, ambition, love, and the pursuit of the...

My mom just got back from Portugal and she won't shut up about Vinho Verdes. I just did one, Mom. I can't possibly do another one again...

'Cause Slimer is Green.

Given its setting, you could pair "Crazy Rich Asians" with a Singapore Sling, but that might be too on the nose.

Dad, this one's for you.

Both Tremors and Pet-Nats are all about unexpected surprises. Each bottle is as unpredictable as a graboid's nature and hunting methods.

Let's pretend the live-action remake isn't about to disappoint us bitterly. The 1989 animated movie pairs best with a Sardinian Vermentino.

I wanted to do a war movie, but I couldn't finish All Quiet on the Western Front. Watch Jojo Rabbit instead, it's both funnier and sadder.

A Chablis is a Chardonnay done well, so it calls for a story that warns against taking shortcuts, such as "Catch Me If You Can."

"You've Got Mail" is 25 years old now and I don't know how I feel about that. That's a lie, I do know. I don't like it.

"Treasure Planet" is the most underappreciated Disney cartoon ever. There, I said it. No, I'm not taking that back, I stand by it.

There aren't many tragicomedies like "Little Miss Sunshine" and I don't get why. Doesn't everyone laugh when their life is a dumpster fire?

If you must drink a buttery, oaky monstrosity, watch Freaky Friday. The movie is about and the wine tastes like turning into your mother.

We may never get a "Galaxy Quest 2," but it certainly wouldn't have been the same without Alan Rickman. Rest in peace, buddy. For the one...

You're never getting a wine pairing out of me, plumber! Sega forever! Everyone else may have moved on, but this Genesis kid NEVER will.

A lot of people have columbused orange wine lately. Orange wine is not new, guys, it has been around forever, but I'm not above chasing a...

Fun Fact: FernGully is supposed to be an Australian rainforest. Nobody remembers this - if they remember the 1992 movie at all - because...

"The Wolf of Wall Street," epitomizes the high-rolling lifestyle, so it's essential to select a wine that captures its extravagance and...

"The Princess Bride," needs a wine as delightful and charming as its story. Look no further than a Mosel Riesling, a match as true as the...