Once Upon a Wine
 

Let's pretend the live-action remake isn't about to disappoint us bitterly. The 1989 animated movie pairs best with a Sardinian Vermentino.

In a world lousy with magic, witches and wizards are functionally omnipotent. Baz can conjure caffeinated beverages and... that's all.

Welcome to the Last Motel. It's the eve of a new millennium but all of the clocks are stuck at nine minutes to midnight. No one is sure why.