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California Chardonnay & Freaky Friday
If you must drink a buttery, oaky monstrosity, watch Freaky Friday. The movie is about and the wine tastes like turning into your mother.
Eddie Beeby
Apr 26, 20232 min read
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Pan's Labyrinth & Spanish Tempranillo
Everything Everywhere All at Once wasn't the first to use supernatural elements as a metaphor. Pan's Labyrinth did it too.
Eddie Beeby
Apr 24, 20232 min read
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FernGully & Barossa Organic Viognier
Fun Fact: FernGully is supposed to be an Australian rainforest. Nobody remembers this - if they remember the 1992 movie at all - because...
Eddie Beeby
Apr 15, 20232 min read
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Caffeinomancer
In a world lousy with magic, witches and wizards are functionally omnipotent. Baz can conjure caffeinated beverages and... that's all.
Eddie Beeby
Apr 10, 20231 min read
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The Last Apocalypse Standing
Welcome to the Last Motel. It's the eve of a new millennium but all of the clocks are stuck at nine minutes to midnight. No one is sure why.
Eddie Beeby
Apr 9, 20231 min read
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Princess Bride & Mosel Riesling
"The Princess Bride," needs a wine as delightful and charming as its story. Look no further than a Mosel Riesling, a match as true as the...
Eddie Beeby
Apr 9, 20232 min read
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